If you inhabit the middle of the tiny Venn diagram of people that remember the old Environment Canada wildlife PSAs, and also seek to mock the fumblings of obscure Conservative backbenchers, why then these short videos are for you. Now you can learn all about the obedient fools responsible for passing Canada’s most regressive, callous laws — set to the soothing strains of a flute.

James Bezan is best known for getting a journalist in Manitoba fired after having accidentally sent her an email revealing that he strongly opposes his party’s position on the Canada-China foreign investment treaty. He’s second-most-famous for a ridiculous cowboy video he created during the debate over the long gun registry. He also holds a curious fascination with tanning beds.

Then there’s Rob Anders, best known for falling asleep at work, insinuating that Thomas Mulcair hastened Jack Layton’s death, and calling everyone he disagrees with, including Nelson Mandela, a communist, a terrorist, or both.

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I’d like to draw your attention to an article this week in the Boston Phoenix by an accomplished New England journalist who, around 18 months ago, “took a deliberate leap of conscience and became a climate activist.” (His words.)

Wen Stephenson’s post-Sandy op-ed reads as an open letter to his friends and colleagues in the mainstream press, and it’s in that spirit that I post it here today. I admit that reading this today dredged up some old and complicated emotions. Please share it with those you love.

The full text is here.

Highlights, for those in a rush:

“There was no single moment when I knew that I had to jump — any more than there’s a single moment when night turns to day. It was a gradual process of coming to see the facts that were right in front of me.”

“Dear friends and colleagues [...] In the face of this situation — as much as it pains me to say this — you are failing. Your so-called “objectivity,” your bloodless impartiality, are nothing but a convenient excuse for what amounts to an inexcusable failure to tell the most urgent truth we’ve ever faced.

Let me be clear: the problem isn’t simply a matter of “false balance” — for most of you, that debate is largely over, and you no longer balance the overwhelming scientific consensus with the views of fossil-fuel lobby hacks. No, what I’m talking about is your failure to cover the climate crisis as a crisis — one in which countless millions, even billions, of lives are at stake.”

“In our current media landscape, it apparently takes a magazine like Rolling Stone — in an issue with Justin Bieber on the cover — to offer a writer like Bill McKibben the opportunity to spell out the facts, in cold hard arithmetic, for a mass audience.”

“What’s needed now is crisis-level coverage. And you guys know how to cover a crisis. [...] In crisis coverage, there’s an assumption that readers want and deserve to know as much as possible. In crisis coverage, you “flood the zone.” You shift resources. You make hard choices.”

“Look, unlike most of your critics, I know you. You’re not just names on a page or a screen to me: you’re living, breathing human beings, with lives and families. I’ve shared the stresses and anxieties of journalism in this era. I know how hard you work, and how relatively little (most of) you are paid. I know how insecure your jobs are. And I know that your work — even your very best work — is most often thankless. Believe me. I know.

I also know that you take your responsibility as journalists, as public servants, seriously. Why is it, then, that you are so utterly failing on this all-important topic? I could be wrong, but I think I understand. I’m afraid it has to do with self-image and self-censorship.

Nothing is more important to me as a journalist than my independence. Yes, I’m still a journalist. And I’m as independent as I’ve ever been — maybe, if you can imagine this, even more so. Because leaving behind my mainstream journalism career has freed me to speak and write about climate and politics in ways that were virtually impossible inside the MSM bubble, where I had to worry about perceptions, and about keeping my job, and whether I’d be seen by my peers and superiors as an advocate. God forbid.

In short, I’m freed of an insidious form of self-censorship, based on a deeply misguided self-image all too common among mainstream media types, in which journalists, including “serious” opinion journalists, are supposed to remain detached and above the fray — not to say cynically aloof and perpetually bemused — in order to be taken seriously. Once you’ve become an advocate, once you’ve taken an unambiguous moral stand, so the thinking goes, your intellectual honesty is compromised.

Well, I’m sorry, but that’s just bullshit.

When I became a journalist, I didn’t check my conscience, my citizenship, or my humanity at the door. Nor, when I became an advocate and activist, did I sacrifice my intellectual honesty. If anything, I salvaged it.

It’s time to end the self-censorship and get over the idea that journalists are somehow above the fray. You’re not above the fray. If you’re a human being, you’re in the fray whether you like it or not — because on this one, we really are all in it together. And by downplaying or ignoring the severity of the climate crisis — or by simply failing to understand it — you’re abdicating your responsibility to your fellow human beings.

What it all comes down to, then, is this: Which side are you on?”

Read the full article here: http://thephoenix.com/boston/news/146647-convenient-excuse/#ixzz2B0UYJGB5

Screen capture from Oct 30, 2012

Notice anything strange?

Okay, you might think this is a cheap shot. Journalists tend to be well-educated, upper-middle class folks. Canada is 80% white. Shake the bingo balls enough times and eventually you’re going to get a dozen “Caucasian” people covering the US election.

And it’s true, their skin colour says nothing about their individual qualifications or performance as a team. I’m hardly suggesting that white people can’t report meaningfully on stories involving race. But there are two reasons why it’s disappointing to me that CBC’s US election team isn’t more diverse. This first is general, the second is personal. To start:

1. Lost opportunity

Race is a huge, if underreported part of this election campaign. To recap: Barack Obama is the first US President to have people trying to assassinate him on the basis of his skin colour. He’s the first US President to have Donald Trump obsessively try to discredit his birth certificate, and now his college records. He’s the first US President to be attacked by Sarah Palin for his “shuck and jive schtick“. And this is the first US election to see such widespread, racially-motivated use of voter suppression tactics. Because in case you hadn’t guessed, polls put Obama ahead of Romney among African-American voters by a score of 94 to zero.

That’s why it’s important to have a Canadian perspective — to put this very American taboo in context and explain how it plays into the campaign. And yes, sometimes we trip over threads of stories because people are more willing to entrust their experiences or fears to a journalist who is also black. Or Black. Or Arab. Or Aboriginal. Or speaks Urdu. As much as being light-skinned apparently makes other parts of life easier, I can confirm that not being white is sometimes helpful in performing journalism.

Which is why I tweeted the above picture and asked Kirstine Stewart, head of English Services and one of the 3 top executives at CBC/Radio-Canada, “Do you notice anything curious about this rich mosaic of talented journalists?”

I followed up with:

This was Stewart’s response:

That’s as far as we got. To be fair, I gather she was busy with the Giller gala. But while acknowledging that it’s only right to have six women on the team, I don’t think Stewart’s response was totally adequate. Here’s why:

2. The anxiety within the CBC itself over diversity

When I was made permanent at the CBC at the tender age of 22, I had already heard some nasty stuff about the guy I replaced, who is also a “viz-min” — and had been fast-tracked for promotion by the network. All that talk happened behind his back. I didn’t expect people to tell me the same things to my face. But they did.

The thing is, the math seems pretty sound. TV networks, in particular, feel the need to look diverse  – while journalism schools, like police academies, disproportionately turn out people who are not. Therefore, if you’re in the right place at the right time, having an “exotic” name and some melanin can’t hurt. For the record, I don’t actually believe that’s what drove my career at the CBC, or CTV for that matter. But I can forgive some bitter colleagues for pointing out the obvious.

I want to be right about this. I don’t want equal opportunity lip service from the corporation. I want to trust that my former boss (who’s married to Zaib Shaikh, for goodness’ sake) believes diversity makes the CBC’s news coverage stronger. And next time there’s a mixed-race person vying to be the most powerful political leader on the planet, it would be cool if Canada’s national public broadcaster sent a team that better reflects the makeup of this continent.

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The crack animation team at Deep Rogue Ram has come up with a real gem this week. It is, naturally, a take-off on Jae-Sang Park’s Internet-winning, one-meme-to-rule-them-all, “Gangnam Style“.

Now you can sing to yourself as you gaze over the spoiled ruins of our landscapes and democratic institutions, “Op! Op! Op! Op! Oppan Harper Style!”

I’ve set it as my Twitter avatar for now, but surely you can think of more creative applications. You’re officially cleared to use any part of this image in any project you like. By all means get in touch if you’d like the file in other formats. Let the mashing up begin!

NDP’s Shane Simpson on Kinder Morgan: Elect us first, we’ll form an opinion later.

Burnaby Refinery

In the event of a bitumen spill in the Vancouver harbour, wind direction could be a factor in the health and safety of thousands of residents near Burrard Inlet. But the provincial NDP appears to be reading the political winds before forming a position on Kinder Morgan’s planned expansion of the Trans Mountain pipeline.

As cars on Hastings street honked their support, several dozen constituents gathered outside MLA Shane Simpson’s office at noon today, pitching question after question to the NDP Caucus Chair in an impromptu citizen “scrum”.

The event was one of 67 gatherings province-wide organized by the Defend Our Coast coalition as a follow-up to Monday’s large-scale anti-tanker rally in Victoria.

One man in the crowd asked, “Shane, is Kinder Morgan lobbying the NDP right now?”

The MLA’s immediate response was “No.”

Simpson continued: “Well, maybe, ah, I’m sure that they’re talking to us. The Canadian Petroleum Association is talking to us. You’d be surprised everybody who wants to talk these days. And our position is we will talk to anybody.”

Hear the full exchange (0:26) here: 


The northern border of Simpson’s riding, Vancouver-Hastings, is Burrard Inlet. That’s where tankers loaded with diluted Alberta bitumen already travel from the Westridge marine terminal in Burnaby under the Ironworkers’ Memorial Bridge and out to sea.

Houston-based Kinder Morgan wants to nearly triple the capacity of that pipeline, while renovating the terminal to accomodate Suezmax crude carriers around 50 metres wide and 285 metres long. (The distance from Shane Simpson’s office down to the Dairy Queen, or from Nanaimo and Hastings up to London Drugs.)

Simpson says he has “concerns” about the Kinder Morgan project, but can’t form an opinion without seeing a formal application — unlike in the case of Enbridge’s Northern Gateway project, which the NDP opposes.

Hear his rationale (0:49) here: 


Simpson says ”they won’t get that application in, I suspect, before May, and, um, we will hopefully deal with the application as a government, and not as an opposition.”

The NDP is widely expected to turf the incumbent Liberals in next spring’s election.

Until then, it appears the caucus has been issued orders not to express personal opinions on the Kinder Morgan plan — not even as it pertains to wider issues like climate change or energy exports.

But for residents of Simpson’s riding, reasons for concern are specific and local.

The Tyee published an investigation in March by Mitchell Anderson titled “Spill from Hell: Diluted Bitumen,” detailing unprecedented logistical challenges after the 2010 Kalamazoo River spill in Michigan:

Unlike conventional crude, diluted bitumen or “dilbit” is a mixture of unrefined tar that is often heavier than water and “diluent.” This is usually a cocktail of volatile solvents like naphtha or natural gas condensate that allows the thick bitumen to be pumped through the pipeline.

The local residents and EPA responders near Kalamazoo quickly learned that bitumen and diluent do not stay together once released into the environment.

Volatile portions of the diluent containing toxic fumes of benzene and toluene began off-gassing in the area, impacting the health of almost 60 per cent of the local population with symptoms such as nausea, dizziness, headaches, coughing and fatigue.

I asked Simpson one more time: ”We’re your constituents, we live along Burrard Inlet … basically, we’re in the path, should something ever go wrong. I’m just curious how it is that you can’t form an opinion about that until you make it into government.”

Simpson replied that some of the same concerns around Enbridge’s Northern Gateway proposal apply to Kinder Morgan. But he reiterated his belief that his party will be elected to government before seeing any formal proposal from the pipeline company.

Hear his full response (1:51) here: 


Our favourite plush tar sands apologists are back with a hot new track. Free MP3 download below!

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Video by Deep Rogue Ram. The original Ethical Oil puppet rap is here.

Grab the song for your next workout, road trip or staff party: 


TAR SANDZ PIMPIN

 

ANNOTATED LYRICS: 

 

HOOK:

“It ain’t hard out here for a pimp

Candy’s patch is paying money for the rent

Rollin’ deep like my boy Peter Kent

There be a whole lotta hippies talking sh__.”

 

VERSE 1:

“I got a ho sweet as Candy. Her mama call her Canada.

She play hard to get, like shawarma during Ramadan.

I said baby don’t be shy cause I ain’t gonna hurt ya

I know what you’re worth. Never stick that in a burqa.

Candy had a man but yo, he couldn’t keep her satisfied.

She still give it up for him but now she get it on the side.

If you got the money, damn straight you can drill her.

Lay that pipe, all night, just try not to kill her.

Chokin’ wells, frackin’ em … it’s cool if you got that Platinum

Leave her black and blue and if she fight back, pack it in.

When your money run out, I bring johns in from overseas

You know them freaky Asian dudes got Candy down on both knees.”

HOOK

 

VERSE 2:

“Now I gots a problem. I got hippies in my face son.

Talking like the war be won, like my pimpin days are done.

Got a mind to smack em but a mack don’t go gun clappin’

That’s what CRA is fornow you watch they hands flappin.

Ha ha ha, mothaf___as, how you like the heat now?

My peeps got peeps holdin’ flames to y’all feet now.

I’m the P. I. M. P. who was supposed to be a M. P.

Now the P. M. watch me pimpin’ hard on the TV!

If you know the history of pimpery then you know.

First you get the money, then the whip, then you get them hoes

Get in my path, and you get bulldozed.

We rollin from the patch to the rugged West Coast.”

Why is the federal immigration minister trying to make 3,100 Canadians no longer citizens? 

This article was originally published in The Tyee

Jason Kenney

Immigration & Citizenship Minister Jason Kenney announced yesterday his office is investigating 11,000 people “potentially implicated in lying to apply for citizenship or maintain permanent resident status.” To start with, CIC has launched proceedings to revoke citizenship from 3,100 immigrants.

“Canadian citizenship is not for sale,” says Kenney. Nor should it be.

On the other hand, the taking of citizenship from some Canadians should cause the rest of us to ponder any other motives by the government. At minimum, we should demand accountability and transparency from authorities in charge.

Five questions then, for Jason Kenney and the Harper government as they expand their vigorous campaign against immigration fraud.

1. How much of a problem are these people to other Canadians?

2. Are the Conservatives cracking down on specific ethnic groups? 

3. Will Canada’s economic interests influence who is investigated and who is not?

4. Does Jason Kenney’s ministerial agenda overlap with electoral politics?

5. Who’s next?

Continue reading at TheTyee.ca

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